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There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy

Don’t regret the opportunities you were too afraid to take

Keep your heels, head, and standard high

Today’s mood is brought to you by lipstick and coffee

It took me __ years to look like this

I hope one day I will love something the way women in commercials love yogurt

The future is always beginning now

If you fall, worry not. The floor will be there

Cinderella never asked for a prince

Born to express, not impress

I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off

Being happy never goes out of style

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I feel like making my dreams come true

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness

Weird is a side-effect of awesome

I’m out here hustling to claim what’s mine

Someday, there’s going to be an updated version of me

Probably the most talented TV watcher you’ll ever find

Here to serve… The cat overlord

Do you know what I like about people? Their dogs

Savage attitude but a golden heart

Happy stalking!

Who runs the world? ME

Sand in my toes and saltwater in my curls

“99% coffee”

In a world full of trends I want to remain a classic

When I’m downie I eat a brownie

Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles

Weird is the new cool

Lemme get a bacon, egg, and cheese

Living for the weekend

Spreading love and happiness won’t be an uneasy task anyway

I look exactly like my Bitmoji and that is my greatest accomplishment

Probably the most talented TV binge watcher you’ll ever find

Life is short so I’m smiling while I’ve still got all my teeth

Be savage, not average

A warrior in a world of worriers

Taking naps is so childish, I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses.

Never let anyone treat you like you’re ordinary

I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not

It’s possible that I’m eating frosting with a spoon

You never know what you have until you clean your room

After Monday and Tuesday, every calendar says WTF

I don’t look like this in real life

I will go into survival mode if tickled

Have you ever eaten a clock? It’s so time-consuming

Life is short… smile while you still have teeth

I am fire and ice. People fear my cold and crave my warmth

Sorry for taking the same boring face every day

Socially awkward and ready to party

Always remember that you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police

In a world where you can have everything. Be a giver first

I apologize for anything I post while hungry

I’m not perfect but stories are always better with a touch of imperfection, right?

I’m all about canceled plans

This is my simple Coffee dependent life

Follow along to witness history in the making

A caffeine dependent life form

Just keep moving

People won’t always love you. They may love what you bring to the table and love what you may do for them, but that doesn’t mean they love you. Learn the difference, my friends

Life Is Better When You’re Laughing

Falling for you

My beautiful crazy life

Why blend in when you are born to stand out

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

I’m cool, but global warming made me HOT

Risk taker. Adventurer

Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

Simple hug and cure big issues of life

I eat my cake and wear it well

Good times and tan lines

Half coffee, half human

If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude

U is for U and me

Be a believer. Follow us

Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix

My attitude is my approach

Creating my own sunshine

Breakfast always comes first

Haters are my greatest motivators

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After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF

Just keep your cool and your sense of humor

Too glam to give a damn

Life update: Currently holding it all together with a single bobbypin

Smart. Strong. Silly

I already want to take a nap tomorrow

I’d tell a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.” ― Thomas Szasz

She turned her can’t into can and her dreams into plans

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Living vicariously through myself

You need to press that follow button to know my story

Stay busy, they do not deserve you

Trying to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud

I don’t want to forget something that once made us smile

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Messy bun and having fun

Coffee and confidence

The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot

There will be no adulting today

Just act like you know what you’re doing

Let’s create history together! Follow me

Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping

God is really creative. I mean, just look at me

Work hard for 5 days to enjoy the 2 days to the fullest

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong

You should never let your fears prevent you from doing what you know is right

Laughing is the best medicine to make life better

I’d rather be someone’s Sunday morning than their Saturday night

Fairies are real…they are called sisters

Part-time sandwich eater

One of the few people on Instagram who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru

You’re just jealous cuz I got swag

When it rains look for rainbows

Friday is my favorite F word

Never forget something that once made you smile

Making (Insta) story

Living my dreams

I would rather die of passion than of boredom

I was born to stand out

Good food = good mood

With confidence, you have won before you have started

I got nothing

Friends who slay together stay together

Every moment matters

Love without limits

If you don’t have anything nice to say, just post on Instagram

If I cannot do great things, I can do small things in a great way

I like long, romantic walks down every aisle of Target

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” ― Mae West

I wanna be different just like everyone else

What did one snowman say to the other one? “Do you smell carrots?”

When I am upsetti I eat some spaghetti

I am 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…

If it scares you, it might be worth it to do it

People trying too hard to be cool often end up becoming a joke

Always wear cute pajamas to bed; you never know who you’ll meet in your dreams

Always a boss

Don’t study me. You won’t graduate 🎓

Whenever I see you, I fall in love all over again

Confidence level = selfie with no filter

We can only be as strong as our WiFi signal

Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire

I’m here for a good time, not a long time

I always prefer my puns to be intended

Spreading Smiles

Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun

Meet (name)

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too

Cake is the answer, no matter the question

Just another paper cut survivor

Do more than simply exist

When my bra matches my underwear, I really feel like I have my life together

Not everyone has to like me, Not everyone has taste

Words cannot express my love and passion for Fridays

Caring doesn’t really go with my outfit

Be the EXTRA in extraordinary

Wherever I go and whenever I go, I just want to spread sparkling happiness around

So many books, so little time

Do what you can with what you have, where you are

I smile because I have no idea what is going on anymore

They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late

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Spent a large portion of my life eating. Will do the same in my next life

Being cool is being your own self, not doing something that someone else is telling you to do.

Please cancel my subscription to your issues

Firstly, try to learn to make yourself happy

“If I’m not complaining, I’m not having a good time, hah hah!” ― Martin Scorsese

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button

Making every day magical

I need 6 months of vacation twice a year

You matter to me

Choose your own adventure

These are the days we live for

Sassy, classy with a touch of badassy

I’m a cupcake in search for her stud muffin

*Insert clever bio here*

Food is the best medicine

You, me, and the dogs

When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick

Optimism is contagious

Always take the good with the bad

Lazy is such an ugly word, I prefer to selectively participate

You have every right to a beautiful life

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

I’m a woman with ambition and a heart of gold

Always give 100% — unless you’re donating blood

I got here by being me, so I’ll continue being me

Do you know what would look good on you? Me

I need six months of vacation, twice a year

You make my heart smile

In a world of darkness look up at the stars

I’m like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts

It’s me the queen bee

Relationship status: Netflix and ice cream

Blessed with the best

Wine + dinner = winner

There is beauty in simplicity

I don’t like violence but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

I’m not actually online, it’s just an optical illusion

You make me egg-stra happy

Find comfort in the chaos

Take care of your body, it’s the only place you have to live

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

Be a pineapple: Stand up straight, wear a crown, and always be sweet on the inside

Catch flights not feelings

I was not made to be subtle

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

Keep them wondering

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Better get ready

If it requires smiling, I probably won’t come

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking

Always wearing my invisible crown

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them

I work an unpaid internship as a professional nerd

When you’re feeling downie, eat a brownie

I would run the world but the couch is right here

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

Life isn’t perfect, but my hair is

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.

New bio. Who’s this?

Few women admit their age; few men act it

Acting like summer & walking like rain

I don’t believe in someday, I believe in TODAY

Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going

I might not be where I want to be yet but I get closer every day

Fair is where you get cotton candy

Sometimes, Violence is the only way to peace

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Living life on my own terms

Believing in making the impossible possible

You miss 100% of the dogs you don’t pet

Friday, my second favorite F-word

Will post pics for likes

Yesterday I really wanted tacos. Now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid

Today I will be as useless as letter “g” in lasagna

I get it from my mama

Smile big, laugh often

She acts like summer and walks like rain

We’re all just molecules

I need a six month holiday, twice a year

I love the sound you make when you shut up

I always prefer my puns to be intended. Life is too short to wear boring undies. Being a fruit loop in a bowl of cheerios. We’re all just molecules

The bags under my eyes are Gucci

In a sea of people, my eyes will always search for you

I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never be able to have a kid as cool as theirs

A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?

But first, let me take a selfie

It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am

Make the rest of your life the best of your life

Me and a bowl of mac and cheese is all I need

Say cheese

Stress does not go with my outfit!

I only use Instagram to stalk

Follow me and I’ll follow back

Strong women rule the world

You’re my Mary Kate and I’m your Ashley

I’m starting to like Instagram, which is weird because I hate pictures

You is kind, you is smart, you is important

I have to be funny because being hot just isn’t an option for me at this point

One soul, two bodies

My bio is 99% loaded

Hakuna ma-vodka

Serious inquires only

Namast’ay (in bed)

I named my iPod “Titanic.” It’s syncing now

Forgive? Yes. Forget? Never

You can’t do epic shit with basic people

Being a rainbow. Are you color blind?

Recommended by 4 out of 5 people who recommend things

I don’t care about your opinion

Be a stiletto in a room of flats

“Be strong,” I whisper to my wifi signal

Your vibe attracts your tribe

The dream is free; the hustle is sold separately

The best revenge is massive success

Don’t ever be afraid to shine

Tweethearts

It’s not a phase, it’s who I am

Being myself – Everyone else is taken

I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me

My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships

Good girl with a good playlist

Rain is like confetti falling from the sky

I’m dripping in finesse

Everything happens for a raisin

You don’t have to make something that people call art. Living is an artistic activity, there is an art to getting through the day

The man, the myth, the legend

On the other hand, you have different fingers

The future is shaped by your dreams. Stop wasting time and go to sleep!

My autobiography is this mess of pics

Don’t look for society to give you permission to be yourself

The hardest thing I ever tried is being normal

I’m not a complete idiot; some parts are missing

Hi, my hobbies include breakfast, lunch, and dinner

It won’t always be easy, but always try to do what’s right

No one’s life is as perfect as their Instagram feed

Sometimes depressed, stressed…, but still well dressed

Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.

Bacon, egg, and cheese aficionado

In my defence, I was left unsupervised

Out of my mind. Back in 5

No rain, no flower

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Risk taker. Adventurer. Globetrotter. Living my dreams

Beware of geeks bearing formulas

In a world of average, I’m savage

B***, I wanna slap you, but I don’t know in which face

Who else are you going to follow? Really

Confused about what to do? Just hit that follow button and you’ll be fine

You have ruined the melody of my favorite song

Kindly follow us on Instagram

Whatever it is, you can do it. Just try

My craziness is not everyone’s cup of tea

I can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why

I woke up and… posted this