Instagram Captions
Instagram captions are very popular and used by many Instagrammers. They can add something extra to your bio and really make it stand out from the rest and look unique. You may have heard the phrases ‘Instagram captions’, “IG captions’, and ‘Insta captions’ at some point but aren’t quite sure exactly what it is and how it works. Well, not only do we have a comprehensive list and sub-categories of different ones for you to use, we will also explain what they are, how to use them, and their intended purpose.
What Are Instagram Captions?
Instagram captions are a written explanation or description on an Instagram post to provide more context or emotion to the posted photo. They can also include hashtags and emojis as well. They can be short, long, song lyrics, or even in the form of a quote. They are great for storytelling and adding more substance to a picture. IG captions can be up to 2,200 characters in length and can include up to 30 hashtags.
How Can Insta Captions Benefit Me?
Insta captions can add more substance and personality to your posts. You could also put them in your bio if you really wanted to. Some pictures need some written text around it to provide more information, to tell a story, or evoke emotion. If you are doing Instagram shoutouts or Influencer Marketing, then having a good caption is very important for your posts.
How To Write Captions For Instagram
You can write captions for Instagram either by typing them out into a post or copying and pasting them from our list below. Copy and paste will be much easier and quicker, plus, you won’t have to try and think of them yourself!
Finding The Best IG Captions
You can have a look through these sub-categories of IG captions below or scroll down further if you want to see a random list of some of the best Instagram captions for your posts.
Random Instagram Captions
There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy
Donāt regret the opportunities you were too afraid to take
Keep your heels, head, and standard high
Todayās mood is brought to you by lipstick and coffee
It took me __ years to look like this
I hope one day I will love something the way women in commercials love yogurt
The future is always beginning now
If you fall, worry not. The floor will be there
Cinderella never asked for a prince
Born to express, not impress
I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off
Being happy never goes out of style
Follow me then follow the link below!
I feel like making my dreams come true
Donāt mistake my kindness for weakness
Weird is a side-effect of awesome
Iām out here hustling to claim whatās mine
Someday, thereās going to be an updated version of me
Probably the most talented TV watcher youāll ever find
Here to serveā¦ The cat overlord
Do you know what I like about people? Their dogs
Savage attitude but a golden heart
Happy stalking!
Who runs the world? ME
Sand in my toes and saltwater in my curls
ā99% coffeeā
In a world full of trends I want to remain a classic
When Iām downie I eat a brownie
Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles
Weird is the new cool
Lemme get a bacon, egg, and cheese
Living for the weekend
Spreading love and happiness wonāt be an uneasy task anyway
I look exactly like my Bitmoji and that is my greatest accomplishment
Probably the most talented TV binge watcher youāll ever find
Life is short so Iām smiling while Iāve still got all my teeth
Be savage, not average
A warrior in a world of worriers
Taking naps is so childish, I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses.
Never let anyone treat you like youāre ordinary
Iād rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not
Itās possible that Iām eating frosting with a spoon
You never know what you have until you clean your room
After Monday and Tuesday, every calendar says WTF
I donāt look like this in real life
I will go into survival mode if tickled
Have you ever eaten a clock? Itās so time-consuming
Life is shortā¦ smile while you still have teeth
I am fire and ice. People fear my cold and crave my warmth
Sorry for taking the same boring face every day
Socially awkward and ready to party
Always remember that you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
In a world where you can have everything. Be a giver first
I apologize for anything I post while hungry
Iām not perfect but stories are always better with a touch of imperfection, right?
I’m all about canceled plans
This is my simple Coffee dependent life
Follow along to witness history in the making
A caffeine dependent life form
Just keep moving
People wonāt always love you. They may love what you bring to the table and love what you may do for them, but that doesnāt mean they love you. Learn the difference, my friends
Life Is Better When Youāre Laughing
Falling for you
My beautiful crazy life
Why blend in when you are born to stand out
I eat cake because itās somebodyās birthday somewhere.
Iām cool, but global warming made me HOT
Risk taker. Adventurer
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
Simple hug and cure big issues of life
I eat my cake and wear it well
Good times and tan lines
Half coffee, half human
If you canāt change your fate, change your attitude
U is for U and me
Be a believer. Follow us
Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix
My attitude is my approach
Creating my own sunshine
Breakfast always comes first
Haters are my greatest motivators
Scratch here Ā» Ā« to see my secret bio
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF
Just keep your cool and your sense of humor
Too glam to give a damn
Life update: Currently holding it all together with a single bobbypin
Smart. Strong. Silly
I already want to take a nap tomorrow
Iād tell a chemistry joke but I know I wouldnāt get a reaction
āTwo wrongs donāt make a right, but they make a good excuse.ā ā Thomas Szasz
She turned her canāt into can and her dreams into plans
Dear autocorrect, thatās not what I was trying to say. Iām getting tired of your shirt.
Living vicariously through myself
You need to press that follow button to know my story
Stay busy, they do not deserve you
Trying to be a rainbow in someoneās cloud
I donāt want to forget something that once made us smile
It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.
Messy bun and having fun
Coffee and confidence
The bad news is time flies. The good news is youāre the pilot
There will be no adulting today
Just act like you know what youāre doing
Letās create history together! Follow me
Donāt give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping
God is really creative. I mean, just look at me
Work hard for 5 days to enjoy the 2 days to the fullest
I hate it when Iām singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong
You should never let your fears prevent you from doing what you know is right
Laughing is the best medicine to make life better
Iād rather be someoneās Sunday morning than their Saturday night
Fairies are real…they are called sisters
Part-time sandwich eater
One of the few people on Instagram who doesnāt claim to be a social media guru
Youāre just jealous cuz I got swag
When it rains look for rainbows
Friday is my favorite F word
Never forget something that once made you smile
Making (Insta) story
Living my dreams
I would rather die of passion than of boredom
I was born to stand out
Good food = good mood
With confidence, you have won before you have started
I got nothing
Friends who slay together stay together
Every moment matters
Love without limits
If you donāt have anything nice to say, just post on Instagram
If I cannot do great things, I can do small things in a great way
I like long, romantic walks down every aisle of Target
āI generally avoid temptation unless I canāt resist it.ā ā Mae West
I wanna be different just like everyone else
What did one snowman say to the other one? āDo you smell carrots?ā
When I am upsetti I eat some spaghetti
I am 99% angel, but oh, that 1%ā¦
If it scares you, it might be worth it to do it
People trying too hard to be cool often end up becoming a joke
Always wear cute pajamas to bed; you never know who youāll meet in your dreams
Always a boss
Donāt study me. You wonāt graduate š
Whenever I see you, I fall in love all over again
Confidence level = selfie with no filter
We can only be as strong as our WiFi signal
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire
Iām here for a good time, not a long time
I always prefer my puns to be intended
Spreading Smiles
Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun
Meet (name)
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too
Cake is the answer, no matter the question
Just another paper cut survivor
Do more than simply exist
When my bra matches my underwear, I really feel like I have my life together
Not everyone has to like me, Not everyone has taste
Words cannot express my love and passion for Fridays
Caring doesnāt really go with my outfit
Be the EXTRA in extraordinary
Wherever I go and whenever I go, I just want to spread sparkling happiness around
So many books, so little time
Do what you can with what you have, where you are
The best things come from living outside of your comfort zone
I can take it. The tougher it gets, the cooler I get
Do more things that make you forget to check your phone
At the end of the day, life should certainly ask us whether we want to save the changes or not
My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos, and sweatpants
To travel is to live
Letās taco ābout it!
Every moment youāre with me can turn into a big surprise
When nothing goes rightā¦.swipe!
All you hipsters need to stop wearing Nirvana shirts if you donāt even listen to them
Iām smart. I just do stupid things
Salty but sweet
Kilometers are shorter than miles. To save gas Iāll take my next trip in kilometers
Donāt go bacon my heart
Vodka may not be the answer but itās worth a shot.
Instagram nerd
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phonesā¦ thatās why itās called a ācellā phone.
Who run the world? GIRLS
Today, Iām 99% dry shampoo
Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me
Go where you feel most alive
A camera in hand
Nobody is perfect
In a world of worriers, be a warrior
We are born naked, hungry and wet. Then things just get worse
If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be
Bro, you have an entire life to be stupid. Take a day off
For legal reasons, this is a joke
WiFi + food + my bed = PERFECTION
Being a fruit loop in a bowl of cheerios
We have nothing to fear but fear itself
I am getting a chance to tell my feelings to you
Whether you think you can or you think you canāt, youāre right
Life isnāt perfect but your outfit can be
Sharing my happy thoughts
What would I do without you?
I am another beautiful dream that you cannot fulfill
Be a voice, not an echo
Professional procrastinator
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by a change
Recovering ice cream addict
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode
Be like that wind that can turn into a tornado
Why blend in when you born to stand out
Sprinkling kindness everywhere I go
Iām like coffee: dark, bitter and too hot for you
Chocolate never asks me any questions, chocolate understands me
We are born to be real, not perfect
Life is too short to wear boring undies
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog
It’s the attitude for me
I put the whine in wine
Follow me to get a behind the scenes look at my life
My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner topped with a chocolate dessert
I never dreamed about success, I worked for it
āI am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ā ā W.C. Fields
Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours
Words cannot express my love and passion for Fridays. The photos might help
If you canāt handle me at my worst, you donāt deserve me at my best
I practice what I post
An apple a day keeps everyone away if you throw it hard enough
A Nomad in search of the perfect burger
To be happy is all that really matters
Sassy, classy, and bad-assy
A human. Being
Stay humble. Be kind. Work hard
Pursue your passion and youāll never work a day in your life
I make your heart laugh
Life is shortā¦smile while you still have teeth
No, this is Patrick!
Donāt dm. Telepathy only!
I have to be funny because being hot just isnāt an option for me at this point.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before police
My life is split between IG and Animal Crossing
I make ice cream disappear. Whatās your superpower?
The best place to double tap
Thank you for my making life fun
Laugh while you have teeth š
Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star
My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Catch me on Sims
A very caffeine dependent life form
He who keeps his cool best wins
Just me, myself, and I
9-GRID Storyteller
Create your own sunshine
Naturally and artificially flavored
Midnight snacker
Donāt compromise yourself ā youāre all you have
There may be no excuse for laziness, but Iām still looking
Nothing really mattress except sleep
Life goes on, with or without you
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Too lit to quit
I am not weird. Iām limited edition
Me doing me
Passion isnāt cool, itās hot
You become what you believe, so believe in yourself
Women are like teabags. We donāt know our true strength until we are in hot water!
Smile big. Laugh Often. Never take life for granted
Iām not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them
I followed a diet but it didnāt follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
ššFalling for you šš
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day
Wondering how many miles I have scrolled with my thumbs
Make peace with your broken pieces
If you canāt find the sunshine, be the sunshine
Give me the chocolate and nobody will get hurt
I know I left my sanity around here somewhere
When itās dark look for stars
āI am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.ā ā Woody Allen
Maybe sheās born with it…maybe itās an Instagram filter
See the bowtie? I wear it and I donāt care. Thatās why itās cool
5ā2 is my height but my attitude is 6ā1
You keep me safe. Iāll keep you wild
My friend thinks heās smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
This is the story of my life
Posting for a friend and the friend is me
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I can always count on them.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
Iām a mirror. If youāre cool with me, Iām cool with you, and the exchange starts. What you see is what you reflect. If you donāt like what you see, then youāve done something. If
Iām standoffish, thatās because you are
Forgive yes, forget never
Will there be snacks?
Youāre too rad to be sad
I scream for ice cream
Slowing Down
I donāt care what people think of me. This is me in the rawest form
I pause my anime just to post here
Professional inquiries only
You are enough just as you are
Humble with just a hint of Kanye
My blood is made of coffee
Trying to watch more sunsets than Netflix
Itās hard to find someone whoās smart, funny, adorable and a total badass. My only advice for you is, donāt forget to follow me
Who else are you going to follow? Really!
If you follow me you will become my follower and Iāve become leader
I am like that beautiful river that can raise a tsunami when broken
Life happens. Coffee helps
The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me
There are three kinds of people in this world, and I donāt like any of them
Thereās no fun in giving up
So uncool itās cool again
Self love is the best love
āNo man can be wise on an empty stomach.ā ā George Eliot
Nothing but blue skies
A day in the life of me: Eat avocado toast, post Instagram videos, reply to Instagram comments
Hatred is another weapon that I am not trained to use
My lipstick always matches my mood
Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless
Namaāstay on the couch
Recovering donut addict
All my life I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of chips
Remember itās just a bad day, not a bad life
It only takes one person to change your life, you
God bless this hot mess!
Party this way
I eat cake for breakfast
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver
āThe reason I talk to myself is because Iām the only one whose answers I accept.ā ā George Carlin
Sometimes one day changes everything; sometimes years change nothing
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Be yourself, thereās no one better
Forever a snack
In a world of worriers, be the warrior
Looking for hashtags ā they look like waffles
No this isnāt a dream, this is my reality
And if youāre the force that can break my heart and ruin myself, I wonāt ever let you enter in my small world.
Let them say it and be busy slaying it.
You couldnāt handle me even if I came with instructions
Stay classy
Don’t grow up. It’s a trap!
Donut kill my vibe
Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory
Just food pic after food pic
Be yourself, everyone else is taken
Confused what to do? Click the follow button!
Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck
There are 100 billion nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
I need a six-month vacation twice a year.
Always appreciate the little things
Creating a life I love
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
Eat, sleep, create
When it rains look for rainbows when itās dark I look for stars
Sometimes, the fear of losing someone is making us losing them
We have tomorrows for reason
Yes, I know there is a really special place in Hell for me. It is called a throne.
Be young. Be dope. Run the show
My life is about as organized as a $5 DVD bin at Walmart
I might look like Iām doing nothing, but in my head, Iām quite busy
Those who do not travel only read one page
Be more of you, and less of them
Simplicity is the key to happiness
Former child
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Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all
You make my heart skip a beet
When nothing goes rightā¦. swipe!
You canāt run through a campground. You can only āran,ā because itās past tents.
My dog is my best friend
Probably talking about the Patriots
Iām here to avoid friends on Facebook
Call me, beep me
Wanna know my story? Press that follow button
Believing in yourself is the first secret to success
Whatās a girl gotta do to get some fries around here?
Stay a mystery, it attracts more curious people
In every life, we have some trouble when you worry you make it double
But first, a selfie
Professional napper
A caffeine-dependent life form
Some days you just have to create your own sunshine
Better an oops than considering a what if
A day in the life of me: Eat avocado toast, post Instagram videos, read Instagram comments
Thank you, come again
Competitive sleeper
People say āgo big or go homeā like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and Iāll have a nap when I get there.
If you fall, I will be there. Signed: Floor.
First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things
One day, I hope to be a happy old man telling wild stories from my Instagram grid
Fries over guys
Those who think it is not cool to be kind are cold-hearted
Is this thing on?
Together we could be unstoppable
Donāt be ashamed of who you are. Thatās your parentsā job.
Life imitates art
I hold the key to the secrets of the universe. I just canāt find the lock
Pretty much just pictures of food and my dog
Living my life on my own terms
Vodka may not be the answer but itās worth a shot
Make them stop and stare
A great girl is classy, not trashy
No laws when youāre drinking claws
Scratch here to reveal my bio
Itās my time to step into the spotlight, Iāve earned it
A hottie full of hot tea
āSome people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.ā ā Charles Bukowski
Status Update: Currently hungry
Wi-Fi, food, my bed. Perfection
Maybe sheās born with it…
My story will inspire you so be sure to hit that follow button
Sometimes we could always use a little magic ā donāt hide the magic within you
The bags under my eyes are designer
If you look at what you have in life, youāll always have more
Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening
Iām bananas for you
When daydreams become reality
My standards are highā¦ just like my heels
I whale love you forever
I woke up like this
If I was a writer Iād have a better Instagram bio quote
All I do is win, win, win. No matter what
It may look like Iām not doing anything, but in my mind Iām pretty busy
Donāt be afraid to be the full package
Trying to remember who I was before the world told me who to be
Lazy is such an ugly word, I prefer SELECTIVE PARTICIPATION!
When thereās no coffee, I feel despresso
May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even
Ice cream you scream
Worldās most annoying couple
God gave me a lot of hair, but not a lot of height
Iāve never been cool and I donāt really care about being cool. Itās just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted
You make me hap-pea
Making history
Hell is a teenage girl
I shine from within so no one can dim my light
Smart. Strong. Silly. Straight up class act
Welcome to chaos aka what goes on in my head
Do something today that your future self will thank you for
Life isnāt perfect but your photos can be
Anything but predictable
Waste your time wisely
Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
Be obsessively grateful
To infinity and beyond
Paper cut survivor
To be irreplaceable, one must be different
Keepin’ it real since 2000
Iām sorry, I donāt take orders. I barely take suggestions.
Gifted napper, talker, and ice cream eater
Sun’s out, buns out
Who needs friends? My PC is user friendly
āA day without sunshine is like, you know, night.ā ā Steve Martin
Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite
First I drink the coffee. Then I do things
Forget the failures. Keep the lessons
My puns are always intended
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams and live the life you have imagined
Donāt like me? Donāt care
I keep it realer than real
It wasnāt always easy but itās worth it
The best of me is yet to come
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when youāre done.
All I do is win
Girl with a strong desire to travel the world and explore new places
Die having memories donāt die with just dreams
Dogs are my favorite people
You must do the things you think you cannot do
Captivated from life, showing it here
Mirror: You look good today. Camera: Nope!
I’m on a first name basis with the drive through guy at Taco Bell
Making history, I meanā¦ Insta storiesā¦
Do what feels good
Iām out here hustlinā to claim whatās mine
Just make sure to love your life
I donāt make mistakes, I date them
Happiness is always trendy
I having my cake and eating it too
All we have is now
Someday, thereās going to be an updated version of me. Found it already? Let me know!
Bad decisions make for the best stories
Serving you a feast of vibrant grids
I followed my heart, it led me to the fridge
I was born toā¦ do exactly what Iām doing today
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside.
Where the heck am I? How did I get here?
Confidence level: Selfie with no filter
Donāt be so quick to judge me. You only see what I chose to show you
Youāre otter this world
I smile because I have no idea what is going on anymore
They say good things take timeā¦ Thatās why Iām always late
Like what you see? Then follow our page!
Spent a large portion of my life eating. Will do the same in my next life
Being cool is being your own self, not doing something that someone else is telling you to do.
Please cancel my subscription to your issues
Firstly, try to learn to make yourself happy
āIf Iām not complaining, Iām not having a good time, hah hah!ā ā Martin Scorsese
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button
Making every day magical
I need 6 months of vacation twice a year
You matter to me
Choose your own adventure
These are the days we live for
Sassy, classy with a touch of badassy
Iām a cupcake in search for her stud muffin
*Insert clever bio here*
Food is the best medicine
You, me, and the dogs
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick
Optimism is contagious
Always take the good with the bad
Lazy is such an ugly word, I prefer to selectively participate
You have every right to a beautiful life
You just canāt live a full life on an empty stomach.
Iām a woman with ambition and a heart of gold
Always give 100% ā unless youāre donating blood
I got here by being me, so Iāll continue being me
Do you know what would look good on you? Me
I need six months of vacation, twice a year
You make my heart smile
In a world of darkness look up at the stars
Iām like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts
It’s me the queen bee
Relationship status: Netflix and ice cream
Blessed with the best
Wine + dinner = winner
There is beauty in simplicity
I donāt like violence but I donāt mind if I get hit by luck.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
Iām not actually online, itās just an optical illusion
You make me egg-stra happy
Find comfort in the chaos
Take care of your body, itās the only place you have to live
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
Be a pineapple: Stand up straight, wear a crown, and always be sweet on the inside
Catch flights not feelings
I was not made to be subtle
He who laughs last didnāt get it.
Keep them wondering
The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Better get ready
If it requires smiling, I probably wonāt come
Iām actually not funny. Iām just really mean and people think Iām joking
Always wearing my invisible crown
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them
I work an unpaid internship as a professional nerd
When youāre feeling downie, eat a brownie
I would run the world but the couch is right here
Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
Life isnāt perfect, but my hair is
It may look like Iām doing nothing, but in my head, Iām quite busy.
New bio. Who’s this?
Few women admit their age; few men act it
Acting like summer & walking like rain
I donāt believe in someday, I believe in TODAY
Donāt follow me because I donāt even know where Iām going
I might not be where I want to be yet but I get closer every day
Fair is where you get cotton candy
Sometimes, Violence is the only way to peace
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
Living life on my own terms
Believing in making the impossible possible
You miss 100% of the dogs you donāt pet
Friday, my second favorite F-word
Will post pics for likes
Yesterday I really wanted tacos. Now Iām eating tacos. Follow your dreams.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid
Today I will be as useless as letter āgā in lasagna
I get it from my mama
Smile big, laugh often
She acts like summer and walks like rain
Weāre all just molecules
I need a six month holiday, twice a year
I love the sound you make when you shut up
I always prefer my puns to be intended. Life is too short to wear boring undies. Being a fruit loop in a bowl of cheerios. Weāre all just molecules
The bags under my eyes are Gucci
In a sea of people, my eyes will always search for you
Iām jealous of my parents, Iāll never be able to have a kid as cool as theirs
A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?
But first, let me take a selfie
Itās not a phase mom, itās who I am
Make the rest of your life the best of your life
Me and a bowl of mac and cheese is all I need
Say cheese
Stress does not go with my outfit!
I only use Instagram to stalk
Follow me and Iāll follow back
Strong women rule the world
Youāre my Mary Kate and Iām your Ashley
Iām starting to like Instagram, which is weird because I hate pictures
You is kind, you is smart, you is important
I have to be funny because being hot just isnāt an option for me at this point
One soul, two bodies
My bio is 99% loaded
Hakuna ma-vodka
Serious inquires only
Namastāay (in bed)
I named my iPod āTitanic.ā Itās syncing now
Forgive? Yes. Forget? Never
You canāt do epic shit with basic people
Being a rainbow. Are you color blind?
Recommended by 4 out of 5 people who recommend things
I donāt care about your opinion
Be a stiletto in a room of flats
āBe strong,ā I whisper to my wifi signal
Your vibe attracts your tribe
The dream is free; the hustle is sold separately
The best revenge is massive success
Donāt ever be afraid to shine
Tweethearts
Itās not a phase, itās who I am
Being myself ā Everyone else is taken
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships
Good girl with a good playlist
Rain is like confetti falling from the sky
I’m dripping in finesse
Everything happens for a raisin
You donāt have to make something that people call art. Living is an artistic activity, there is an art to getting through the day
The man, the myth, the legend
On the other hand, you have different fingers
The future is shaped by your dreams. Stop wasting time and go to sleep!
My autobiography is this mess of pics
Donāt look for society to give you permission to be yourself
The hardest thing I ever tried is being normal
Iām not a complete idiot; some parts are missing
Hi, my hobbies include breakfast, lunch, and dinner
It wonāt always be easy, but always try to do whatās right
No oneās life is as perfect as their Instagram feed
Sometimes depressed, stressedā¦, but still well dressed
Your secrets are safe with meā¦ I wasnāt even listening.
Bacon, egg, and cheese aficionado
In my defence, I was left unsupervised
Out of my mind. Back in 5
No rain, no flower
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You never realize what you have until itās gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
Risk taker. Adventurer. Globetrotter. Living my dreams
Beware of geeks bearing formulas
In a world of average, Iām savage
B***, I wanna slap you, but I donāt know in which face
Who else are you going to follow? Really
Confused about what to do? Just hit that follow button and youāll be fine
You have ruined the melody of my favorite song
Kindly follow us on Instagram
Whatever it is, you can do it. Just try
My craziness is not everyoneās cup of tea
I canāt remember who I stole my bio from or why
I woke up andā¦ posted this
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Hey now, hey now
Fabulous ends in āusā coincidence? I think not
If weāre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
Sweet as sugar, tough as nails
Taking a poll: coffee or tea?
Taking naps is so childish, I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses
Do more of what makes you happy
Your secret is safe with me. I wasnāt even listening
Recovering from donuts addiction
Every day is an adventure
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didnāt know you left open
Follow Me To Greatness
Iām real and I hope some of my followers are too
Iām coconuts about you!
To a great mind. Nothing is little
You miss 100% of the shots you donāt take
Iām on my journey. Join me by following along
People call me Sara but you can call me tonight
Every day may not be good, but thereās something good in every day
Always aiming to be a rainbow at the end of a thunderstorm
I work as an unpaid internship as a professional nerd
We have tomorrows for a reason
A sassy day keeps the basics away
I beleaf in you
Treat me like a joke and Iāll leave you like itās funny
If I was you I’d wanna be me too
Iām a glowstick ā I had to break before I could shine
Leave a little sparkle everywhere you go
Viewer discretion advised
I see food and I eat it
Life is what happens to you while you scroll through Instagram
Currently saying yes to new adventures
Itās never too late to be who you might have been
I only leave the house for food
I’m a whole vibe
Ambition is putting a ladder against the sky
I am cool but global warming made me hot
Never let a man treat you anything less than Beyonce
Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin
Who runs the world? Repeat loud in front of a mirror: ME!
Welcome to my world
When people tell me āYouāre going to regret that in the morning,ā I sleep in until noon because Iām a problem solver.
Imagination is more important than knowledge
I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge
Be a stiletto in a room full of flats
Life’s uncertain. Eat dessert first
Pls follow us on Instagram
Thereās no āweā in fries
To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance
Authentic Insta Bio Girl
Iām best served with coffee and a side of sarcasm
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally
A coconut a day keeps the doctor away
The best is yet to come
Remember to always be yourself
If I was a writer Iād have a better Instagram bio quote.
I am the hero of this story, do not save me
Iām on Instagram, like you!
Donāt try to change me
So, hereās a really stupid thing about the world: The trick to looking cool is not caring whether you look cool. So the moment you achieve perfect coolness is simultaneously the moment that you actually, completely donāt care
Risk-taker. Adventurer. Globetrotter
The monster is running wild inside of me
Kind words cost nothing
I need a bad bleep
Follow my [adjective] story
Silent people tend to have the loudest minds
Donāt know what to do? You can start by hitting that follow button
Just like my eyeliner, I always wing it
We are born naked, hungry, and wet. Then things just get worse
Here to serve the cat overlords
Creativity solves everything
Kind of a good Samaritan, terrible athlete, but extremely blessed in the napping skills department
To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment
Do justly. Love Mercy. Walk humbly
Be anything but predictable
I bet you I could stop gambling
Throwing kindness around like confetti
You see, Everyone has a story but mine is a mystery
Today is officially under construction
I may be a handful, but thatās why youāve got two hands
Never forget, the world is yours. Terms and conditions may apply
Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how
A preview of my life. This is not the whole movie. P.S.: if you wanna get behind the scenes just head to my stories
Ugg life
š Swipe for less
As free as the ocean
Itās the little things in life
I’m the main character in this story
The secret ingredient is always cheese
Follow me to glory!
Click the follow button to be part of my [adjective] journey
Just make sure to love life
Going where I feel most alive
Your life becomes a masterpiece when you learn to master peace
I donāt think inside the box and I donāt think outside the boxā¦ I donāt even know where the box is.
Exploring the world, BRB
Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee
I can resist everything except temptation
Even if you had instructions, you still couldnāt handle me
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.
Turning my dreams into my vision and my vision into reality
Everything has beauty but not everyone can see
Secretsā¦are the very root of cool
Home is where bae is
50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart
Just making sure to love life
Winging it just like my eyeliner
You get what you give
Better an Oops than a What If
What should I put here?
People will stare; I make it worth their while
Everyone else was taken so this is me
Happiness never goes out of style
She turned her cants into cans and her dreams into plans
Bone apple teeth
Trying to become the best. That is why first I am being the worst
This seat is taken
I’m like a chipotle burrito that keeps falling apart
Donāt stop until youāre proud
I write bios, not tragedies
Height 5ā2ā² but my attitude 6ā1
My mission in life is not merely to survive but thrive
Iām slowly becoming the person I should have been a long time ago
Words cannot express my passion and love for Fridays
Recommended by 4 out of 5 people
I donāt make mistakes; I date them
Fake it til you make it
Be all in or get out. There is no in-between
Go wild for a while
Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced
Donāt stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts
Looking at the world through colored glasses
I am another precious stone whose importance is yet not discovered
How do people write autobiographies? I barely remember what I had for lunch
Simply look at me. God is amazingly creative
Iām not the jealous type, but whatās mine is MINE
Reality called, so I hung up.
This is me
Nothing is cooler and more attractive than a big comeback, and thatāll be me
Just keep swimming
Hi, my hobbies include breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
This above all, to thine own self be true
Used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not sure
Pretty in pink
The road to success is always under construction
Leaving a bit of sparkle everywhere I go (Yes I do carry glitter in my pockets)
I still donāt understand Instagram, but here I am anyway
You canāt make everybody happy, you arenāt a jar of Nutella
Perseverance paysā¦ a lot!
Look in the mirror and see your competitor
Creating a life, I love
It’s me. I am the moment
Sunday Funday
And so the adventure begins
Not sure what I’m doing but I’m making the best of it
Hi, my hobbies include breakfast, lunch and dinner
Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy
Are you ready for this?
My fave part of this outfit is the invisible crown
Chocolate doesnāt ask questions, chocolate understands
There’s no “we” in fries
Iāve been on a diet for a week and all I lost was 14 days
āNever put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well.ā ā Mark Twain
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
Why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me
Loving fiercely. Stopping along the way to take photos
As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside
Living my best life
Smile, it confuses people
Nothing to see here
Life is better when youāre laughing
BRB, becoming a billionaire
People will stare. Make it worth their while
I’m everything you want, but can’t have
Love is beautiful, sisterhood is better
Conquering from within
I was not born for mediocre
Hereās my story for the history books
Time is precious, waste it wisely
Stay in your magic
Why is āabbreviationā such a long word?
Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive
Where do all the hair ties go?
Maybe Iām born with it
āBe strong,ā I whisper to my WiFi signal
If I won the award for laziness, Iād send someone to go pick it up for me
Remember half the people you know are below average
Kanye attitude with Drake feelings
Iām happiest when Iām right next to you
I speak fluent sarcasm!
Join my journey by hitting the follow button
I hope Karma slaps you in the face right before I do!
When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate
Taki’s or don’t talk to me
If ālove is in the airā why is the air so polluted?
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are
Whatās the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles