Instagram Wine Captions
These Instagram wine captions can add a bit of sauce to your IG posts. We have compiled a range of quotes and funny one-liners that you’re free to copy and paste into your posts.
Check out all of our Instagram captions because there’s something for everyone and we are sure that you will find many captions and quotes to use.
Best Instagram Wine Captions
Wine is the thinking person’s health drink
Do you know the way to Cabernet?
I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?
When I sip, you sip, we sip
Do I want a glass of wine? You bet Shiraz I do!
I drink wine to sanitize my insides
Oh, sweet child of wine
I don’t want any tannin lines
A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn’t even the courtesy to thank her
I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I’m in love and when I’m not.
How Merlot can you go?
My day just went from super to sip-erb real quick
It’s not a hangover, it’s wine flu
Don’t press me
Friends and wine… the older the better
I ne-bermet a wine I didn’t like.
It’s always 5 o’clock somewhere
The Rings of Sauternes
Red lips and wine sips
German wine is Gewurzt!
Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right
Wino? Why not!
Either give me more wine or leave me alone
Wine, because it’s not good to keep things bottled up.
We make some really grape decisions
If you had to choose between drinking wine and being skinny, would you choose red, white, or rosé?
Wine is like the incarnation — it is both divine and human
When you know, Pinot
Wine brightens the life and thinking of anyone
One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.
Madame, I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober
Never chase anything but drinks and dreams
Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized
Que Syrah, Syrah
At your Malbec and call
I’m currently on cloud wine
Great views, great company, great wine, can’t ask for much more!
Rosé All Day
Partner in wine
With wine and hope, anything is possible
Sip happens
What wine goes with Captain Crunch?
My favorite holiday is Hallo-wine
Pinot Noir or GTFO
Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world
If a life of wine, women and song becomes too much, give up the singing
Ain’t no mountain high, ain’t no valley Merlot
Either give me more wine, or leave me alone
It’s wine o’clock
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter… sermons and soda-water the day after
Ask not what wine has done for you but rather what you are willing to do for some wine
Is that a yay or cabernet?
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine
Smile, there’s wine.
I’m not having a glass of wine, I’m having six. It’s called a tasting and it’s classy!
The puppy joined the K-Wine Squad
On cloud wine
WCW stands for wine couch Wednesday right?
A day without wine is like….just kidding, I have no idea.
Drink triple, see double, act single
You’re no Eiswein
You can’t sip with us.
Wine Tasting Captions
Put a cork in it
No bouquet-ing way
Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.
I’ll cava what she’s having
Wine… the intellectual part of the meal
Partners in wine
I’m Syrah-sly in love with this wine
Be there in a Prosecco
Wine flies when you are having fun
She plays the Pinot
I got called in for Jura duty
He was a wise man who invented beer
Cabernet? More like, caber-yay!
You’re Tannat of Ten!
Wine is my red and butter
Let’s pause and re-wine
I’m gonna need a Napa after this.
I think it is a great error to consider a heavy tax on wines as a tax on luxury. On the contrary, it is a tax on the health of our citizens
Be kind, re-wine
I don’t know the question, but wine is definitely the answer
I’ll be there in a prosecco!
She played the Claret-net
If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne
Tonight’s forecast… 99% chance of wine
Wine me up and watch me go!
Great minds drink alike.
The Supreme Port
Our book club only reads wine labels
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions
You call it boxed wine, I call it Cardbordeaux!
Here for the right riesling
But first, wine
I make grape decisions.
You are so bottlefull to me
My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick
A good day starts with coffee, and ends with wine.
Red & White IG Wine Captions
Beer is made by men, wine by God
Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine
Everything happens for a riesling, right?
And they lived happily Eger after
Pinotage has the heart of a lion and the tongue of a woman; after drinking a certain quantity you can talk forever and fight like the devil!
Sip happens. It’s okay to wine
I only drink Champagne when I’m happy, and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone. When I have company, I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I am not
hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty
Dip your Tokaj-s in!
A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover
You can’t sip with us
In dog wines I only had one
Tonight’s forecast: 99 percent chance of wine.
Wine flies when you’re having fun
You’re the wine that I want
Get a Grappa!
A wine hangover is a grape depression.
She earned her Medoc-torate
Artists and poets still find life’s meaning in a glass of wine
Everything happens for a Riesling
I sip my hat to you
Compromises are for relationships, not wine
Riesling and shine
I’m not a wino. I’m a wine-YES!
Working nine to wine
And all that Shiraz
Every empty bottle is filled with a great story
FTW: For The Wine
Partners in wine.
Today’s forecast: 100 percent chance of a wine glass in my hand
Vino Vidi Vici
If life gives you limes, make margarita
Wine Captions For Pictures
White wine all the time
Wine is my love language
Que Syrah Syrah!
Wine a little, laugh a lot
There are many wines that taste great, but do not drink well
Wine cheers the sad, revives the old, inspires the young, makes weariness forget his toil
Are Juhfark-ing kindding me?
Sip sip hooray!
Back that glass up
Champagne at the bit
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It’s wine o’clock somewhere
Stop and smell the Rosé!
I’d say it’s about time to wine down
Wine is the answer. I just don’t remember the question
If you combine wine and dinner= Winner!
Wine is the answer. What was the question?
I’m on cloud wine
Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic
Wine is sunlight, held together by water
He who loves not wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long
Wine-one-one my glass is empty
When there’s a wine, there’s a way
Clever Wine Instagram Captions
In vino veritas (In wine there is truth)
You had me at merlot
I make grape decisions
Another glass? Wine not?!
I need a Bachus massage
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food!
It’s wine o’clock somewhere
Having a grape time!
Watch me sip, watch me lay lay
I’m outdoorsy, I drink wine on the patio
I hailed a Cab Franc.
Drink wine, and you will sleep well. Sleep, and you will not sin. Avoid sin, and you will be saved. Ergo, drink wine and be saved
Yes way, Rosé!
Life is too short to drink bad wine
I’ll never be Bordeaux of you
Every empty bottle is filled with a great story
I felt once more how simple and frugal a thing is happiness: a glass of wine, a roast chestnut, a wretched little brazier, the sound of the sea. Nothing else
Thin the vinyard
Yes or vino?
In victory you deserve Champagne, in defeat you need it
Wine a little, laugh a lot.
Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass, and I’ll be just fine
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
Roses are red. Violets are fine. Let’s order pizza and i’ll bring the wine
Me and my good friend Merlot
Time to wine down
Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares
Another glass? Wine not?
Wine comes in at the mouth and love comes in at the eye. That’s all we shall know for truth before we grow old and die. I lift the glass to my mouth, I look at you, and sigh
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
Wine flies when you’re having fun
Chardon-hey!
Hocus Pocus, I need wine to focus
Let’s get fizzical. Pass the prosecco, please
Wine is like the incarnation–it is both divine and human
Whatever floats your Haut
With Grenache
It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine
Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words
Ice, Ice Wine, Baby
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy
Wine puns are never in pour taste
I don’t complain, I just wine
When the wine is just as beautiful as the view #blessed
I like to cook with wine, sometimes it even makes it into the food
Leave Britney a-Rhone
It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There’s clearly room for more wine
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings
Start the day with a smile and finish it with Champagne.
Giving you more reasons to wine
You can’t sip with us
Chateau-tally
When you get hungover on wine, it’s called a grape depression
Say you’ll be wine
Wine flies when you’re having fun.
Adulting makes me wine.
You’re the wine that I want
Uncork and unwind
In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it
Aged like a fine wine
It’s just a small filtration. You don’t need to be jealous
When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and
say something clever
You’re one in a Semillon!
Let’s get Fizzical!
I’m a wine enthusiast, the more I drink, the more enthusiastic I become!
Varietal is the spice of life
I don’t give a sip!
Blessed with the best company and the best wine
Let’s go wine tasting on the couch
Read between the wines.
Wine is bottled poetry
A the vineyard there were some adorable cork-is
Life is short, buy the good wine.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day
If we sip the wine, we find dreams coming upon us out of the imminent night
Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher
Oh, sweet child of wine.
Great minds drink alike
Time to wine down.
Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music played out of doors by somebody I do not know
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I mead more wine
Stop and smell the rosé.
Be kind. Be helpful. Bring wine.
It isn’t good to keep things bottled up
The best way to learn about wine is in the drinking
My relationship with whiskey has been on the rocks lately!
I don’t get drunk, I get less classy and more fun.
Spilling a glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
Gluten free. Dairy free. Fat Free. I love the wine diet!
You had me at Merlot!
Keep calm and drink wine
Wine is my spirit animal
Drink wine, feel fine
Hakuna Moscato
Chardonnay or should I go?
Champagne is always a good idea.
Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
Tonight’s forecast: 99 percent chance of wine
Winesday Wednesday
Wine rejoices the heart of man, and joy is the mother of all virtues
I decant even
Happy Nouveau Years!
All I need: my BFF and a glass of wine
Where there’s a will, there’s a rose!
What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
I need more proof
I need to re-wine my life.
Funny Wine Captions
We’re on an all grape diet
I’m not a wino. I’m a wineYES!
Wine and friends are a great blend
Let’s pause and re-wine
Adulting makes me wine
Champagne is the wine of civilisation… the oil of government
Back that glass up.
Let’s get fizz-ical
Save water, drink wine
Meet the Cru
The bottle says “four servings” but my heart says one
A good day starts with coffee, and ends with wine
Where there is no wine there is no love
Say you’ll be wine.
You are so bottlefull to me.
Don’t make me blush
Home is where the wine is, so I’m definitely home here
Where there’s a wine, there’s a way
I still don’t know what a wine stopper is for
Going, going, Pata-gone-ia
Wine sips sink ships
Girls just wanna have wine!
Sip, sip hooray
Take time to coast (and toast)
Today’s forecast: 100 percent chance of a wine glass in my hand
That song is rather Muscat-chy.
Sip happens.
My birthstone is a wine cork
I’m not a wine snob, I’m an awesommelier!
I need to re-wine my life.
Hakuna Moscato: it means drink wine
Blink if you want wine
Good friends and good wine
Stop and smell the rosé
This home runs on love, laughter, and really good wine
I need to re-wine my life
Our love is Duoro-ble
Every time I open a bottle of wine, it is an amazing trip somewhere
He’s a domestic terroir-ist
Not wine-ing about this situation
Sip, Sip, Hooray!
Wine, because it’s not good to keep things bottled up
Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine.
It’s better to be full of wine than full of shit.
Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink wine
Tasting our way through the vineyard
When I sip. You sip. We sip
Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
No wine left behind
Sonoma-lly I don’t drink this much!
Don’t be Rueda!
This is one of the disadvantages of wine, it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
Put a cork in it!
Love the wine you’re with
Hocus Pocus, I need wine to focus.
My wine or die
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine
Franc-ly my dear, I don’t give a d***
Sip me baby one more time
I prefer wine to Bierzo
I don’t have a beer belly, I have a wine barrel.
It’s a Traminer issue
I’m so grapeful for you!
Whether wine is a nourishment, medicine or poison is a matter of dosage
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence
I left him on red
Why have less scato when you can have Moscato?
Grapes always wine when you crush them
Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine
Wine + Dinner = Winner
Wine [is] a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy
Sip, sip, hooray
Go chard or go home
I visited my uncle and Chianti
After drinking so much wine, I need a Napa!
Be kind, and re-wine
Here for the right riesling.
If I ever sound inspirational, one of us is drunk
I have drunken deep of joy, And I will taste no other wine tonight
Be kind, re-wine.
Wine pairs nicely with good friends.
Wine-one-one my glass is empty
Roses are red. Violets are fine. Let’s order pizza and i’ll bring the wine.
Wine pairs nicely with good friends
The first kiss and the first glass of wine are the best
Love her more than wine, and that’s saying something!
Today is a day that will live in Villany
We’ve Loire-d our standards
I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?”
So who is this “Moderation” everyone tells me to drink with?
Today I’m going to be as useless as the “T” in Pinot Grigio
I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle
The only one I’d share my favorite rosé with
I could really go for a glass of wine and my own private island right about now
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses
We’re forever partners in wine
Party now, adult later
Will you accept this rosé?
Wine improves with age – the older I get, the better I like it
Home is where the wine is.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
With you I’m never Bordeaux-ed
My Sherry Amour
Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!
I fell and Abruzzo-ed my knee
Wait a prosecco-nd
If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up at a wine bar
Wine makes all things possible
Stocked up on wine but fresh out of fucks.
In vino veritas
In wine, there’s truth
Cheers to pour decisions
Oaky Dokey
They should put more wine in a bottle so there’s enough for two people.
Cheers to pour decisions!
Wine Wednesday? What about wine every day?
Wine adds a smile to friendship and a spark to love
A true friend reaches for your hand…and puts a glass of wine in it.
Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.
Palette days
Et tu, Brut?
Nothing is so effective in keeping one young and full of lust as a discriminating palate thoroughly satisfied at least once a day
Any friend of wine is a friend of mine
You were my cup of tea. But I drink Champagne now.
Great minds drink alike!
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
It’s just another Malbec Monday!
Wine is life
I came, I saw, I Concord
Hardest decision today: glass or bottle
Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life’s most civilized pleasures
Home is where the wine is
Drink like there is Pinot tomorrow
Oops! Did I buy wine instead of milk again?
It’s Wine o’clock!
My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick.
Love at first sip
Don’t Loire your standards.
I need this vacation to help me un-wine
Everything happens for a riesling
Age gets better with wine
Compromises are for relationships, not wine.
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy that all the books in the world
Sauvignon blanc out
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it
No wine left behind.
Go Chard or go home!
Sip me baby one more time!
It’s ok to drink white wine after Labor Day
I’m in the right place at the white wine
Take life one sip at a time
Tonight’s Forecast? 99% chance of Wine!
But I’ve got a Blanc space baby
Gone with the wine
Monster Trocken Rally
You had me at Merlot
May all your pain be Champagne.
I’d say it’s about time to wine down
Wine not?
Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine
On Cloud Wine
The best wines are the ones we drink with friends
About to make some pour decisions
My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine
I mead more wine.
Sip happens. It’s okay to wine.
Wine is my Valentine
Read between the wines
Friends and wine…the older the better
Love the wine you’re with.
I still don’t know what a wine stopper is for.