Instagram Wine Captions

These Instagram wine captions can add a bit of sauce to your IG posts. We have compiled a range of quotes and funny one-liners that you’re free to copy and paste into your posts. Check out all of our Instagram captions because there’s something for everyone and we are sure that you will find many captions and quotes to use.

Best Instagram Wine Captions

Wine is the thinking person’s health drink

Do you know the way to Cabernet?

I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?

When I sip, you sip, we sip

Do I want a glass of wine? You bet Shiraz I do!

I drink wine to sanitize my insides

Oh, sweet child of wine

I don’t want any tannin lines

A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn’t even the courtesy to thank her

I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I’m in love and when I’m not.

How Merlot can you go?

My day just went from super to sip-erb real quick

It’s not a hangover, it’s wine flu

Don’t press me

Friends and wine… the older the better

I ne-bermet a wine I didn’t like.

It’s always 5 o’clock somewhere

The Rings of Sauternes

Red lips and wine sips

German wine is Gewurzt!

Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right

Wino? Why not!

Either give me more wine or leave me alone

Wine, because it’s not good to keep things bottled up.

We make some really grape decisions

If you had to choose between drinking wine and being skinny, would you choose red, white, or rosé?

Wine is like the incarnation — it is both divine and human

When you know, Pinot

Wine brightens the life and thinking of anyone

One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.

Madame, I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober

Never chase anything but drinks and dreams

Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized

Que Syrah, Syrah

At your Malbec and call

I’m currently on cloud wine

Great views, great company, great wine, can’t ask for much more!

Rosé All Day

Partner in wine

With wine and hope, anything is possible

Sip happens

What wine goes with Captain Crunch?

My favorite holiday is Hallo-wine

Pinot Noir or GTFO

Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world

If a life of wine, women and song becomes too much, give up the singing

Ain’t no mountain high, ain’t no valley Merlot

Either give me more wine, or leave me alone

It’s wine o’clock

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter… sermons and soda-water the day after

Ask not what wine has done for you but rather what you are willing to do for some wine

Is that a yay or cabernet?

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine

Smile, there’s wine.

I’m not having a glass of wine, I’m having six. It’s called a tasting and it’s classy!

The puppy joined the K-Wine Squad

On cloud wine

WCW stands for wine couch Wednesday right?

A day without wine is like….just kidding, I have no idea.

Drink triple, see double, act single

You’re no Eiswein

You can’t sip with us.

Wine Tasting Captions

Put a cork in it

No bouquet-ing way

Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.

I’ll cava what she’s having

Wine… the intellectual part of the meal

Partners in wine

I’m Syrah-sly in love with this wine

Be there in a Prosecco

Wine flies when you are having fun

She plays the Pinot

I got called in for Jura duty

He was a wise man who invented beer

Cabernet? More like, caber-yay!

You’re Tannat of Ten!

Wine is my red and butter

Let’s pause and re-wine

I’m gonna need a Napa after this.

I think it is a great error to consider a heavy tax on wines as a tax on luxury. On the contrary, it is a tax on the health of our citizens

Be kind, re-wine

I don’t know the question, but wine is definitely the answer

I’ll be there in a prosecco!

She played the Claret-net

If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne

Tonight’s forecast… 99% chance of wine

Wine me up and watch me go!

Great minds drink alike.

The Supreme Port

Our book club only reads wine labels

Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions

You call it boxed wine, I call it Cardbordeaux!

Here for the right riesling

But first, wine

I make grape decisions.

You are so bottlefull to me

My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick

A good day starts with coffee, and ends with wine.

Red & White IG Wine Captions

Beer is made by men, wine by God

Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine

Everything happens for a riesling, right?

And they lived happily Eger after

Pinotage has the heart of a lion and the tongue of a woman; after drinking a certain quantity you can talk forever and fight like the devil!

Sip happens. It’s okay to wine

I only drink Champagne when I’m happy, and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone. When I have company, I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I am not

hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty

Dip your Tokaj-s in!

A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover

You can’t sip with us

In dog wines I only had one

Tonight’s forecast: 99 percent chance of wine.

Wine flies when you’re having fun

You’re the wine that I want

Get a Grappa!

A wine hangover is a grape depression.

She earned her Medoc-torate

Artists and poets still find life’s meaning in a glass of wine

Everything happens for a Riesling

I sip my hat to you

Compromises are for relationships, not wine

Riesling and shine

I’m not a wino. I’m a wine-YES!

Working nine to wine

And all that Shiraz

Every empty bottle is filled with a great story

FTW: For The Wine

Partners in wine.

Today’s forecast: 100 percent chance of a wine glass in my hand

Vino Vidi Vici

If life gives you limes, make margarita

Wine Captions For Pictures

White wine all the time

Wine is my love language

Que Syrah Syrah!

Wine a little, laugh a lot

There are many wines that taste great, but do not drink well

Wine cheers the sad, revives the old, inspires the young, makes weariness forget his toil

Are Juhfark-ing kindding me?

Sip sip hooray!

Back that glass up

Champagne at the bit

Wine Captions For Instagram

It’s wine o’clock somewhere

Stop and smell the Rosé!

I’d say it’s about time to wine down

Wine is the answer. I just don’t remember the question

If you combine wine and dinner= Winner!

Wine is the answer. What was the question?

I’m on cloud wine

Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic

Wine is sunlight, held together by water

He who loves not wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long

Wine-one-one my glass is empty

When there’s a wine, there’s a way

Clever Wine Instagram Captions

In vino veritas (In wine there is truth)

You had me at merlot

I make grape decisions

Another glass? Wine not?!

I need a Bachus massage

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food!

It’s wine o’clock somewhere

Having a grape time!

Watch me sip, watch me lay lay

I’m outdoorsy, I drink wine on the patio

I hailed a Cab Franc.

Drink wine, and you will sleep well. Sleep, and you will not sin. Avoid sin, and you will be saved. Ergo, drink wine and be saved

Yes way, Rosé!

Life is too short to drink bad wine

I’ll never be Bordeaux of you

Every empty bottle is filled with a great story

I felt once more how simple and frugal a thing is happiness: a glass of wine, a roast chestnut, a wretched little brazier, the sound of the sea. Nothing else

Thin the vinyard

Yes or vino?

In victory you deserve Champagne, in defeat you need it

Wine a little, laugh a lot.

Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass, and I’ll be just fine

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.

Roses are red. Violets are fine. Let’s order pizza and i’ll bring the wine

Me and my good friend Merlot

Time to wine down

Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares

Another glass? Wine not?

Wine comes in at the mouth and love comes in at the eye. That’s all we shall know for truth before we grow old and die. I lift the glass to my mouth, I look at you, and sigh

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

Wine flies when you’re having fun

Chardon-hey!

Hocus Pocus, I need wine to focus

Let’s get fizzical. Pass the prosecco, please

Wine is like the incarnation–it is both divine and human

Whatever floats your Haut

With Grenache

It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words

Ice, Ice Wine, Baby

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy

Wine puns are never in pour taste

I don’t complain, I just wine

When the wine is just as beautiful as the view #blessed

I like to cook with wine, sometimes it even makes it into the food

Leave Britney a-Rhone

It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There’s clearly room for more wine

Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings

Start the day with a smile and finish it with Champagne.

Giving you more reasons to wine

You can’t sip with us

Chateau-tally

When you get hungover on wine, it’s called a grape depression

Say you’ll be wine

Wine flies when you’re having fun.

Adulting makes me wine.

You’re the wine that I want

Uncork and unwind

In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it

Aged like a fine wine

It’s just a small filtration. You don’t need to be jealous

When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and

say something clever

You’re one in a Semillon!

Let’s get Fizzical!

I’m a wine enthusiast, the more I drink, the more enthusiastic I become!

Varietal is the spice of life

I don’t give a sip!

Blessed with the best company and the best wine

Let’s go wine tasting on the couch

Read between the wines.

Wine is bottled poetry

A the vineyard there were some adorable cork-is

Life is short, buy the good wine.

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day

If we sip the wine, we find dreams coming upon us out of the imminent night

Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher

Oh, sweet child of wine.

Great minds drink alike

Time to wine down.

Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music played out of doors by somebody I do not know

Funny Wine Insta Captions

I mead more wine

Stop and smell the rosé.

Be kind. Be helpful. Bring wine.

It isn’t good to keep things bottled up

The best way to learn about wine is in the drinking

My relationship with whiskey has been on the rocks lately!

I don’t get drunk, I get less classy and more fun.

Spilling a glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.

Gluten free. Dairy free. Fat Free. I love the wine diet!

You had me at Merlot!

Keep calm and drink wine

Wine is my spirit animal

Drink wine, feel fine

Hakuna Moscato

Chardonnay or should I go?

Champagne is always a good idea.

Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?

Tonight’s forecast: 99 percent chance of wine

Winesday Wednesday

Wine rejoices the heart of man, and joy is the mother of all virtues

I decant even

Happy Nouveau Years!

All I need: my BFF and a glass of wine

Where there’s a will, there’s a rose!

What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

I need more proof

I need to re-wine my life.

Funny Wine Captions

We’re on an all grape diet

I’m not a wino. I’m a wineYES!

Wine and friends are a great blend

Let’s pause and re-wine

Adulting makes me wine

Champagne is the wine of civilisation… the oil of government

Back that glass up.

Let’s get fizz-ical

Save water, drink wine

Meet the Cru

The bottle says “four servings” but my heart says one

A good day starts with coffee, and ends with wine

Where there is no wine there is no love

Say you’ll be wine.

You are so bottlefull to me.

Don’t make me blush

Home is where the wine is, so I’m definitely home here

Where there’s a wine, there’s a way

I still don’t know what a wine stopper is for

Going, going, Pata-gone-ia

Wine sips sink ships

Girls just wanna have wine!

Sip, sip hooray

Take time to coast (and toast)

Today’s forecast: 100 percent chance of a wine glass in my hand

That song is rather Muscat-chy.

Sip happens.

My birthstone is a wine cork

I’m not a wine snob, I’m an awesommelier!

I need to re-wine my life.

Hakuna Moscato: it means drink wine

Blink if you want wine

Good friends and good wine

Stop and smell the rosé

This home runs on love, laughter, and really good wine

I need to re-wine my life

Our love is Duoro-ble

Every time I open a bottle of wine, it is an amazing trip somewhere

He’s a domestic terroir-ist

Not wine-ing about this situation

Sip, Sip, Hooray!

Wine, because it’s not good to keep things bottled up

Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine.

It’s better to be full of wine than full of shit.

Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink wine

Tasting our way through the vineyard

When I sip. You sip. We sip

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

No wine left behind

Sonoma-lly I don’t drink this much!

Don’t be Rueda!

This is one of the disadvantages of wine, it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.

Put a cork in it!

Love the wine you’re with

Hocus Pocus, I need wine to focus.

My wine or die

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine

Franc-ly my dear, I don’t give a d***

Sip me baby one more time

I prefer wine to Bierzo

I don’t have a beer belly, I have a wine barrel.

It’s a Traminer issue

I’m so grapeful for you!

Whether wine is a nourishment, medicine or poison is a matter of dosage

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence

I left him on red

Why have less scato when you can have Moscato?

Grapes always wine when you crush them

Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine

Wine + Dinner = Winner

Wine [is] a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy

Sip, sip, hooray

Go chard or go home

I visited my uncle and Chianti

After drinking so much wine, I need a Napa!

Be kind, and re-wine

Here for the right riesling.

If I ever sound inspirational, one of us is drunk

I have drunken deep of joy, And I will taste no other wine tonight

Be kind, re-wine.

Wine pairs nicely with good friends.

Wine-one-one my glass is empty

Roses are red. Violets are fine. Let’s order pizza and i’ll bring the wine.

Wine pairs nicely with good friends

The first kiss and the first glass of wine are the best

Love her more than wine, and that’s saying something!

Today is a day that will live in Villany

We’ve Loire-d our standards

I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?”

So who is this “Moderation” everyone tells me to drink with?

Today I’m going to be as useless as the “T” in Pinot Grigio

I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle

The only one I’d share my favorite rosé with

I could really go for a glass of wine and my own private island right about now

Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses

We’re forever partners in wine

Party now, adult later

Will you accept this rosé?

Wine improves with age – the older I get, the better I like it

Home is where the wine is.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

With you I’m never Bordeaux-ed

My Sherry Amour

Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!

I fell and Abruzzo-ed my knee

Wait a prosecco-nd

If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up at a wine bar

Wine makes all things possible

Stocked up on wine but fresh out of fucks.

In vino veritas

In wine, there’s truth

Cheers to pour decisions

Oaky Dokey

They should put more wine in a bottle so there’s enough for two people.

Cheers to pour decisions!

Wine Wednesday? What about wine every day?

Wine adds a smile to friendship and a spark to love

A true friend reaches for your hand…and puts a glass of wine in it.

Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.

Palette days

Et tu, Brut?

Nothing is so effective in keeping one young and full of lust as a discriminating palate thoroughly satisfied at least once a day

Any friend of wine is a friend of mine

You were my cup of tea. But I drink Champagne now.

Great minds drink alike!

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.

It’s just another Malbec Monday!

Wine is life

I came, I saw, I Concord

Hardest decision today: glass or bottle

Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life’s most civilized pleasures

Home is where the wine is

Drink like there is Pinot tomorrow

Oops! Did I buy wine instead of milk again?

It’s Wine o’clock!

My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick.

Love at first sip

Don’t Loire your standards.

I need this vacation to help me un-wine

Everything happens for a riesling

Age gets better with wine

Compromises are for relationships, not wine.

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy that all the books in the world

Sauvignon blanc out

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it

No wine left behind.

Go Chard or go home!

Sip me baby one more time!

It’s ok to drink white wine after Labor Day

I’m in the right place at the white wine

Take life one sip at a time

Tonight’s Forecast? 99% chance of Wine!

But I’ve got a Blanc space baby

Gone with the wine

Monster Trocken Rally

You had me at Merlot

May all your pain be Champagne.

I’d say it’s about time to wine down

Wine not?

Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine

On Cloud Wine

The best wines are the ones we drink with friends

About to make some pour decisions

My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine

I mead more wine.

Sip happens. It’s okay to wine.

Wine is my Valentine

Read between the wines

Friends and wine…the older the better

Love the wine you’re with.

I still don’t know what a wine stopper is for.

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